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Poster: dark.starz Date: Jan 24, 2013 12:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Bruins/Rangers


thoroughly enjoyed your motion picture premiere starring as the main character in the movie "TED".

1/3 sophmoric comedy
1/3 relationship nonsense
1/3 absolute humor!

Seth Macfarlane is a brilliant humorist who is also hosting the Academy Awards, Sunday February 24th, 2013

PS -> loved the scene where ted is walking out the back door of the supermarket approached by the "stalker", asked if he was alone?

TED -> "no, no i'm never alone, i walk with christ" LMFAO!

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Poster: and improved! Date: Jan 24, 2013 2:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Bruins/Rangers

you would be great yourself in the sequel to dumb and dumber!

i figured you might get a thrill if you actually got a response to one of your posts. you know ,from someone other than your other poster names!!

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Poster: dark.starz Date: Jan 24, 2013 8:02pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Bruins/Rangers

That's it? that's all you got? that's the best your imagination can perform? How unoriginal and trite! Perhaps you might consider a new hobby instead of spending every waking hour hanging out at the GD Forum!

TED and Marky Mark go backstage to meet Norah Jones;

TED: Hey play chopsticks you jazzy slut!

NJ: Teeedddyyy!

TED: Ha ha ha, how are ya?

NJ: How ya doing you fuzzy little asshole?

TED: Oh ya know i'm not a hot half Muslim chick who sold 37 million records, but i'm hangin in there.

NJ: Well, half Indian, but thanks.

TED: Whatever, thanks for 911.

TED: Geez you look fantastic!

NJ: Well you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.

TED: Yeah i know right, me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlyle's house and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom.

NJ: Actually you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.

TED: Yeah ya know i've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that!